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January 15, 2007, 15:48
TheMI3 Starving Artist 520 posts	http://roxik.com/pictaps/?pid=a148089 Enjoy. ____________ This is my Blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine! (Now actual posts on it) http://www.chiefillustrator.com
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January 15, 2007, 22:52
DTM Earthling! 821 posts	http://roxik.com/pictaps/?pid=a151262 ____________ :o
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January 16, 2007, 20:22
PEader お前はもう死んでいる 1486 posts	http://roxik.com/pictaps/?pid=a160918 ____________ I see 57,005 people.
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January 16, 2007, 21:22
Gobliz 一年 75 posts	http://roxik.com/pictaps/?pid=a161317 [Edited on January 16, 2007 by Gobliz] ____________ Cap'n Jimbo Catfish worklog
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January 16, 2007, 21:42
Gobliz 一年 75 posts	ZOMG, I can't stop with this anymore lol http://roxik.com/pictaps/?pid=a161437 [Edited on January 16, 2007 by Gobliz] ____________ Cap'n Jimbo Catfish worklog
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January 17, 2007, 11:48
g105b None 86 posts	http://roxik.com/pictaps/?pid=a164949 EDIT: Damn me! They removed my massive veiny cock! [Edited on January 17, 2007 by g105b] ____________ .g105b''
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January 18, 2007, 17:23
TheMI3 Starving Artist 520 posts	____________ This is my Blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine! (Now actual posts on it) http://www.chiefillustrator.com
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January 19, 2007, 16:19
Dennis どこかにいる 2092 posts	This is an experiment to prove that no one will reply to this thread anymore ____________ Kwakkel
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January 20, 2007, 02:39
Mezzmer Square-theorist 792 posts	ok we got over a hundred glorious posts. thanks to everyone for participating! GO HOME PEOPLE THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE (ANYMORE) police tapes the thread off ____________
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January 20, 2007, 03:42
raverdave Don't Give A F*CK 155 posts	Room for 1 more?? http://roxik.com/pictaps/?pid=a179515 :D:D:D [Edited on January 20, 2007 by raverdave] ____________ Gimme my toetag already...
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January 20, 2007, 14:28
TheMI3 Starving Artist 520 posts	Ok, thanks for coming guys, that's a wrap. ____________ This is my Blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine! (Now actual posts on it) http://www.chiefillustrator.com
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January 22, 2007, 04:09
Woody HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts	CATHANDS kNURLEd oranges in the belly of the Manatee?. ____________ boredome is the bitter fruit of too much routine
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January 22, 2007, 04:09
Woody HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts	____________ boredome is the bitter fruit of too much routine
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January 24, 2007, 11:44
Woody HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts	Amazing. How do you do it Kakarot? You've always been like this, ever since the day I first met you, always ready to meet the next challenge, even if it's bigger than you are. "So, we meet at last. We have been expecting you, Kakarot. We were beginning to think you wouldn't show. Hopefully, now things will get more interesting around here." "How can this be happening? I am a super-elite... the prince of all Saiyans. and he is just a low-level, a common soldier. I am one of the greatest fighters in the universe!" It was the same on Namek. You have improved so much that it would make Recoome like you were standing still. Your power had increase so dramatically since our battle on Earth that I thought you have done it. I thought... that you have become a Super-Saiyan. It tore me apart. How could a low-class soldier accomplish so easily what I... I had struggle my whole life to achive? After 3 millennia, it is finally happened; A new Super-Saiyin has emerged, and somehow, I have become this popish witness. Then at last it happened. I too transformed. After living every moment of every day for the single purpose of surpassing you, I finally became a Super-Saiyin myself. The prince have reclaim his throne and fulfilled his destiny. But no matter how strong I became, your power still exceeded mine. At first I thought it was your loved ones, than it was your instinct to protect them that spired you on, and pushed you beyond your limits. But then I found myself with a family of my own, and my power... didn't increase at all. I used to fight for the shear of pleasure, for the thrill of the hunt, all I had the strength unmetered, I spared no one. And yet you showed mercy to every one, even your fiercest enemies, even me... Yet you never thought to kill, more for revenge. Only to test your limits, and to push us beyond them, to become the strongest you could possibly be. How can a Saiyin fight like that, and at the same time be so gentle that he wouldn't hurt a fly? It makes me angry just thinking about it. But perhaps it is my anger that has made me blind to the truth for so long. I see it now. this day has made it all too clear. Your better than me, Kakarot. You are the Best... [Edited on January 24, 2007 by Woody] ____________ boredome is the bitter fruit of too much routine
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January 29, 2007, 03:52
TheMI3 Starving Artist 520 posts	____________ This is my Blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine! (Now actual posts on it) http://www.chiefillustrator.com
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January 31, 2007, 02:41
Woody HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts	Once upon a time there was an ugly man. He lived in the Jungle. He was half man half monster. He ate green gorillas. When he was 3 he was very nice. Then when he was 12 he turned into a monster! His name is the purple graveyard monster. His planet was called oookkyy. He has a space ship. It can go 8,000,000 miles a day. On thursday 1980 he went to earth that very day. Then he saw another planet. It was called earth. Then he landed in the Mississippi river. Then the monster saw something. It was captan America! Captan America fainted. He was hypnotized. Then he got unhypnotized. For that he shot a laser at him. Captan America took his shield out and Palaaka! It reflected back to the monster! ____________ boredome is the bitter fruit of too much routine
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January 31, 2007, 02:47
Woody HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts	wtrfl ____________ boredome is the bitter fruit of too much routine
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February 1, 2007, 16:24
Fiona games are terrible -9616558 posts	Quoting Woody: wtrfl hahahahhaah ____________ laffo
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February 2, 2007, 18:49
Dennis どこかにいる 2092 posts	I am hello [Edited on February 2, 2007 by Dennis] ____________ Kwakkel
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February 3, 2007, 01:27
Caspah Gladiator 203 posts	what the fuck kind of drugs are you all on? can i have some? ____________ "clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. here i am, stuck in the middle with you." ~Stealers Wheel
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February 4, 2007, 02:44
Woody HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts	____________ boredome is the bitter fruit of too much routine
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February 5, 2007, 08:06
Woody HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts	So this one time I lit a turtle on fire. A big motherfuckin turtle. Never seen anything like it, so I lit it on fire. I mean who hasn't wanted to destroy something special. Hunt down the rest of the pandas or blow up the pyramids. Then it's yours. You were the last person to see it, feel it, experience it. Even the law supports my philosophy of ownership and death. If you run over a deer you can keep it. It's yours. You get dips. For real. Vennison is good. Deer jerky is good. If you don't want the deer and you report the accident the animal goes to the first person on a list of people waiting. Waiting for your dead dear. That you killed. These lists go county by county and in most they're hundreds of names long. There are lots of other examples but none give as good a visual as the police calling someone in the middle of the night, to tell them... the dear in the ditch... it's yours. Ending something, killing it, erasing it, is better than being the first. If you discover something you are the first to see it, but after that you have to share. Share it with everyone, and then it's anything but yours. People will poke and prod and and study and ask question after question after question about anything new. By the end they will know your discovery better than you. So when I find something unique I keep it to myself. I share it with no one. I destroy it. I light it on fire. That's not what I did first though. First I ran it over a few times with my car. It was right in front of my house. My house that's in the middle of a town. A town with no wildlife areas. This turtle was more than an aberration. It was damn near impossible. Maybe a frog, maybe just maybe a little baby turtle. A "turtlette". Not this enormous, Discovery Channel, Swiss Family Robinson boat towing tortoise. I was already in my car. It felt like the right thing to do. I even backed up a little so I could gain some speed. Forward back, forward back. Watch it die. Mother fucker won't die. I had run it over with the front and rear passenger side tires four times each. I did not miss. This thing wasn't a minor speed bump. My car bottomed out each time a wheel rolled over. So I wised up and ran over the turtle's head a few times. It's still moving. Still won't die. Fuck. You. I'll get a shovel cut the fuckers head off. Since before I can remember we had a shovel with a rectangular head. I had no idea what purpose this design had. But now I knew. Rectangular shovels are for cutting off turtle heads. Whack. Whack. Whack. Whack. Can't cut it's head off!? WTF I jumped up and down on this presciently designed shovel like I wanted to dig an olympic sized pool. I slammed it down like a sledge hammer. Like I was breaking concrete. There was injury to the neck. Plenty of injury. But the turtle wasn't dead. I'll shoot it. Perfect timing as far as I was concerned. I had barrowed a gun from a friend a few days ago. This was meant to be. Bang, bang. NOT DEAD Fire, fire will do it. Fire kills all. Gasoline, gasoline makes fire. I'll pour on a whole gallon. Nothing can survive that. So I went to the garage and grabbed the gas can for the lawn mower. Good thing it's full. I could use the lawn mower. Hhhhhmmmmmmmmm. No. So I lit it on fire. I poured an entire gallon of gas on this thing, stepped away, lit a match, and threw it. The flames rose twenty, thirty feet into the night sky. Bigger than most bonfires. Thing is I didn't have the balls to see if I had finally killed it. I was scared. Was it a magic turtle? In the morning it was gone. ____________ boredome is the bitter fruit of too much routine
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February 5, 2007, 09:51
Woody HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts	____________ boredome is the bitter fruit of too much routine
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February 5, 2007, 14:04
Dennis どこかにいる 2092 posts	[Edited on February 5, 2007 by Dennis] ____________ Kwakkel
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February 8, 2007, 03:09
TheMI3 Starving Artist 520 posts	____________ This is my Blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine! (Now actual posts on it) http://www.chiefillustrator.com
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