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| January 8, 2007, 00:04 | |
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PEader
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Die Cunnilingus-Szene zwischen Yumi und Inuma fehlt.
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| January 8, 2007, 00:05 | |
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PEader
お前はもう死んでいる 1486 posts
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Fcuk yeah finally the next freaking page
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| January 8, 2007, 00:58 | |
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TheMI3
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Cock, Cock, Jizm, Grandma, Cock.
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| January 8, 2007, 00:59 | |
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TheMI3
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____________ This is my Blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine! (Now actual posts on it) http://www.chiefillustrator.com |
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| January 8, 2007, 01:01 | |
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TheMI3
Starving Artist 520 posts
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 This is cheeze, he is a squirrel, he forgets things very easily. ____________ This is my Blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine! (Now actual posts on it) http://www.chiefillustrator.com |
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| January 8, 2007, 01:12 | |
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TheMI3
Starving Artist 520 posts
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 Lowtax - Hey, what's the robot saying? I can't hear Corn_Boy - HE Is scaring me, he wants to start fires and he is the one that pushed grandma, look out friend! Lowtax - What? This isn't the robot that pushed grandma down the stairs and lit her on fire and started writing swastikas on the walls. That was my Shove Robot. This one is different. Corn_Boy - nono lookout!! it is taking about pushing grandma and starting fires Lowtax - No, I don't think it would do something like that. This robot is built from a tape recorder and has a computer in it. He is better than the other robot. Corn_Boy - lookout !!1!!! he said this too me -= You have received a message! PAK CHOOIE UNF I AM A PUSHER ROBOT. DATA: TO START FIRES TARGET: GRANDMOTHER DATA: LIES PAK CHOOIE UNF Lowtax - But... I don't understand how that is possible. I didn't program him to do that, I programmed him to help the homeless and push the homeless into their boxes / houses and shove the space station away from the Terrible Space Secret. That's odd, the robot left! I can't find where he went. Corn_Boy - be very careful, he is scary, does he have an off button? [Edited on January 8, 2007 by TheMI3] ____________ This is my Blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine! (Now actual posts on it) http://www.chiefillustrator.com |
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| January 8, 2007, 01:19 | |
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TheMI3
Starving Artist 520 posts
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 Grunt - why dont you like britney spears? I like her very Me - i hate her music Grunt - why? her song is awesome and sweet. she make me hard-on ____________ This is my Blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine! (Now actual posts on it) http://www.chiefillustrator.com |
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| January 8, 2007, 01:35 | |
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TheMI3
Starving Artist 520 posts
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Another fan fiction subgenre is the crossover story, in which either characters from one story exist in (or are transported to) another pre-existing story's world, or more commonly, characters from two or more stories interact. An example would be the human refugee fleet led by the Battlestar Galactica finding and entering the territory of Star Trek's United Federation of Planets, or the characters from the television series CSI: Crime Scene Investigation solving crimes in the Harry Potter universe.   [Edited on January 8, 2007 by TheMI3] ____________ This is my Blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine! (Now actual posts on it) http://www.chiefillustrator.com |
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| January 8, 2007, 01:39 | |
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TheMI3
Starving Artist 520 posts
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The Master Sword By: Reidentevilrulez The sword with so much power And it's job is to devour The evil and the darkness And is never partless From the hero of Hyrule Who stops Ganondolf to rule. The sword's power and legacy will still live on But the sword will always be gone 
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| January 11, 2007, 04:01 | |
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Woody
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 Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
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| January 11, 2007, 04:22 | |
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Quoting the pertinacious advance of the toad-dogs:  Harry was running down the street where he lived. The street was called Privet Drive. The reason he was running was not of his choice. No! He was currently running for his life at age 15 he didn't know what to do he had three werewolves,two vampires and five death eaters currently chasing him. When he tripped and fell. They surrounded him getting ready to pounce whem everything froze and a flash of light came and he was gone. Harry landed in a white room surrounded by people covered in white cloaks. All looking down at him with smiles on their faces. Harry quickly stood up and put his wand away having a feeling he could trust these people. A chair then appeared next to him and one of the people before him motioned for him to sit so he nodded and sat down still confused at what he was doing here. Then five of them stepped forward and the rest disappeared as they pulled down thier hoods he could see four of them were males and one was a female. The first one had crystal blue eyes with wild blond hair. You could just feel the power just radiating off of him. The second had long black hair with brown eyes that also had power flowing of him but you could he was a very kind person. The third had messy black hair like his but had brown eyes he was strong like the other but unlike the others he felt like he knew him for some reason. The forth had long gray hair with blue eyes and a brown staff in his hand and Harry knew who he was right away. This was the greatest wizard to ever walk the Earth. This was merlin. The fifth was the female she was very pretty and had long brown hair and eyes and kindness just radiated off of her. Harry finally spoke. “Who are you? I mean aside form him I've never seen any of you before although you look familiar.” Harry said pointing at merlin and then at the messy hair man. They chuckled. “Were the elders.” Merlin stated. “ My name is Godric Gryffindor. I'm also your ancestor.” The man know known as Godric Gryffindor told him which caused Harry to drop his jaw in shock. After a few moments to overcome this shock Harry spoke again. “ Who are the rest of you?” Harry asked confused. The blond haired guy stepped up. “My name is Arashi Kazama. I was once the yondaime of the hidden village of the leaf called Konoha.” He told him and Harry nodded having no idea what he was talking about. The dark haired man stepped forward. “My name is Lord Braska. High summoner of Spira.” Again Harry nodded having no idea who he was. Then the girl stepped forward. “Hello, Harry my name is Aerith. I don't have anything special about me like these other guys. Harry nodded still confused but happy to know the names of the people surrounding him. He shook his head and asked the next question on his mind. “What am I doing here?” He asked while looking each one in the eyes. “Harry if you had continued on going on as you were you would have been killed and Voldemort would have taking over. So we the elders decided to give you a choice in getting training or not. To do so though you will have to go to many different worlds. While in each world you will have to fulfill certain 'requirements'.” Harry looked at Merlin not sure he was gonna like these requirements. “What are these 'requirements'?” Harry asked his full attention now on Merlin. You will have to help out with certain things and you would need to find a least one gf or wife in each world. “WHAT?!!!” Harry screamed shocked at the last one. Aerith moved and placed a hand on her shoulder. “Harry please calm down. Let us explain.” Harry realizing he wouldn't gain anything by yelling. “Why do I need at least one girl from each world?” He asked calmly. “Harry, the power of love is a very strong thing. We have enough power to send you to the first world but in order to send you to the others you need the love of a strong woman or the love of more than one woman. Do you understand?” She said in a gentler tone to help keep him calm. Harry understood this and accepted plus what guy in his right man wouldn't want more than one woman as his wives. “I'm ready to do this but I don't know anything about these world and what about learning magic?” He asked them. This it was Lord Braska who stepped up “We will each teach about our on worlds and then you will have three special teachers who teach you about the rest.” He said in a mysterious tone near the end. Harry looked at him curiously but decided to put it off for now. “What about magic?” He questioned again. Gryffindor this time spoke. “Well it depends I myself will be teaching you battle magic. Merlin will be teaching you wandless magic. Slytherin will be teaching you potions and some selective dark arts. Hufflepuff will be teaching you animagus. Ravenclaw will teach the obscure magic like runes and the like.” Harry nodded in understanding though a little scared at the dark arts part but would do anything that help defeat the Dark Lord. He stood and looked ready. “So what do I start with first?” He asked. “What you do know is rest we start in the morning.” Arashi said. “Follow me, Harry.” Said a feminine voice form behind him, Harry turned to see a pretty girl with long blue hair and blue eyes looking at him. Harry nodded and followed after her. While walking down the hall he decided to find out what he could about her. “Hi, im Harry? Whats your name?” She smiled at him. “My name is Miho. Here we are you'll be staying with Yugi.” She smiles at him again and walks away. Harry shrugs and walked into the room to see a boy with spiky blond hair laying on the bed staring at the bed seemingly ignoring his entrance. Harry decides to ignore him for the time being and check out. He pulls out his wand places it on the desk and lays down on the bed and comes to the realization that it is a hell of a lot better than his bed at the dursleys. He gets up then and walks over to Yugi who is now sitting up and looking at him. “Hi, I'm Harry Potter.” Yugi smiles back at him. “Hi, I'm Yugi Matou. So your the one who is going to be going through the worlds and such. Come on I'll introduce you to everybody.” Harry nodded and followed him out while on their way they talked and became quick friends. When the came to the room they where it was huge having many things for people to do pool tables, video games you name it was there. Just as he was about to go meet some people a soft voice from behind him called out. “Harry.” Aerith called. Harry turned and saw an apprehensive look on her face. Harry slowly walked over the same look on his face. “Come with me. There something I need to tell you.” He nodded and followed her out into the hallway. “Harry we discovered that we do not have enough power to send you to the first world.” She waited for the explosion and was surprised it did not come. “Then what must I do to get enough power?” He asked her fearing the answer. “You must fall in love with one of the girls here and she must fall in love with you.” She replied softly. He took a deep breath. “Then I should probably get to it then ya.” She nodded and he turned around and walked back into the room. He found Yugi but saw he wouldn't be introducing him to anybody due to the fact that his lips were currently busy with a brown haired girl. Harry shook his head and walked over to a wall and slid down and sat there thinking not noticing the person standing next to him. “ Hey, you alright?” Harry jumped slightly at the sound of the voice but looked up to see a White haired guy with red eyes looking down at him. Harry shook his head and the kid sat down next to him. “The names Sesshomaru and whats the problem?” He asked and Harry was quiet for a moment before speaking. “ I'm Harry and how much do you know about me?” Harry asked wondering how much he would have to explain. “Mostly all of it. Theres a bad guy. You going to many worlds to find ways to defeat it. Is that about it?” Sesshoumaru said bluntly and Harry chuckled. “In a nutshell ya. My problem though is in order to give the elders enough power to send me to different worlds I need to fall in love with many women. At least one form each world. At first I was okay with that ya know. I would have enough time to be prepared for it. Now they tell me they don't have enough power to send me to the first world. In order to be able to that that I need to fall in love with at least one girl while I'm here.” Sesshoumaru broke out laughing at hearing this. “Stop complaining and come on I'll introduce you to the girls I have an Idea.” Harry nodded and followed him to group of girls that were talking. “Helloooooooo ladies.” Sesshoumaru said causing Harry to shake his head in exasperation. He notices one of the girls is Miho and gives her a small wave. “Ok girls our buddy Harry has a little problem. In order to start his quest of sorts he needs to fall in love with one of you fine ladies or more than one of you fine ladies and you need to fall in love with him. So I thought he could take some of you out on dates to find which of you girls would be most likely to be with him.” The girls nodded and Sesshoumaru introduced them. Theres was Miho who met earlier. Then there was Kagura who had black hair and red eyes. Followed by Sango a tough-looking girl with dark hair and brown eyes and Harry felt himself liking her for a weird reason he didn't know. After Sango was Tsubaki who had silver hair and blue eyes and a majestic look to her. The next girl was named Mai again she didn't look like a girl he wanted to mess with she had long blond hair with blue eyes and the final girl was named Katara and like Sango he found himself really liking her. She had brown hair that had two strand that came in front of her face and brilliant blue eyes. “So which of you girls would be willing to go on a date with Harry here.” Hearing this broke Harry out of his thoughts and here turned to look at Sesshoumaru in shock. His shock grew when he saw Miho,Sango,Tsubaki, and Katara saying that they would. Seeing Harry was in shock Sesshoumaru took it upon himself to arrange the dates. “So well see your girls later I have to go help him get ready for his first date tonight see you later.” He said and dragged Harry away. When they got over to where they were sitting before Harry finally broke out of his shock. “What just happened?” Harry asked in shock. Sesshoumaru broke out laughing which caught the attention of some of the other guys in the room. Harry looked up to see four guys walk over. Sesshoumaru seeing there approach stopped laughing and just grinned widely. Harry groaned at this. “Whats so funny” A short kid with dark hair asked. “Harry here has four dates coming up in the next few days and hes scared shitless.” He stilling grinning. “Hey I got an idea he has a date with Tsubaki tonight so why don't you guys help me get him ready. They nodded. Harry quickly learned there names. They were Tristan,Joey,Kohaku, and Inyuyasha.(sp?) One week later. Sesshoumaru and Harry were sitting in Harry and Yugi's room listening to music and discussing the dates. Harry had never been this happy in his laugh and Sesshoumaru was quickly becoming as good a friend as Ron was. Currently they were going over the Miho date. “So how was it?” “It was nice. I guess. She a great girl and all but she just is to shy for my tastes I guess. I need a girl who can fight. I'm in a war for crying out loud so I'm pretty sure the girls I'm gonna be going on the next dates are Katara and Sango.” “What about Tsubaki?” He asked next. “I just can't seem myself with a girl like her. Shes not my type in anyway.” Sesshoumaru nodding in agreeance. Harry then glanced a the clock and his eyes widened. “Shit, I gotta go Arashi-sensei is gonna kick my ass see you later. Oh, and hey call those girls for me. Thanks! Bye.” He said in a rush and ran out the door. Harry ran down the hallways making it just in time. Arashi chuckled seeing his student out of breath. “After todays lessons you will be meeting your new teachers. Who will teach you everything you need to know about the other worlds.” Harry nodded and they quickly got to work. 8 hours later he was sitting in the game room with Sesshoumaru, Roxas this kid he had met a couple days after showing up, Katara, Sango, and Rin Sesshoumaru's girlfriend. They were relaxing just talking about nothing really. That was when Sesshoumaru decided to put Harry on the spot. Harry noticed the glint his eye and tensed not liking it. “So Harry now that Miho and Tsubaki aren't in the equation who is it that you like the best. Katara, the beautiful water bender or Sango, the boomerang wielding, demon slayer.” He said smirking at Harry's pale look and the girls in question pointed looks. “I hate you, you know that.” Sesshoumaru nodded and Harry growled before smiling which caused Sesshoumaru to falter for just a moment. “Well, Sesshoumaru. I can't chose one over the other. They are both amazing girls and at this point in time I could never chose one of the other.” The girls relaxed and Sesshoumaru looked peeved that he couldn't get Harry in trouble. Then Harry turned to Katara. “Hey, I was wondering something?” The girl in question turned to look at him. “What is it?” She asked. Placing a hand on his shoulder causing Sango to growl but of course Harry never heard that. “I was wondering if you could teach me to water bend?” He asked and she got a thoughtful look on her face. Everyone else also looked at her curiously as she said she would never teach anyone. She was thinking on similar lines though. I said I would never teach anyone but if I did it could give me the upper hand against Sango. I'll do it take this boomerang-girl. “Ok, I'll teach you. Come find me after your lessons tomorrow.” Harry grinned while everyone else was in shock. Hours later Harry went to bed with a smile on his face. He would now have a new weapon against Voldemort and at the same time could spend more time with Katara and with those thoughts he went to sleep. ____________ boredome is the bitter fruit of too much routine |
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| January 11, 2007, 04:25 | |
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Woody
HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts
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I have something for you. It's in my pocket. ____________ boredome is the bitter fruit of too much routine |
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| January 11, 2007, 04:25 | |
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HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts
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| January 11, 2007, 04:36 | |
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There's no fish in there. I said there's no fish in there. Did you hear me? That's it, I'm going to Dubuque. ____________ boredome is the bitter fruit of too much routine |
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| January 11, 2007, 04:39 | |
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Woody
HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts
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 Is nothing sacred? ____________ boredome is the bitter fruit of too much routine |
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| January 11, 2007, 04:41 | |
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HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts
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Now listen Phil, fun is fun. Aha... Please! Papa! What happened to the 16? Oh, oh...he done it? Please...please...John, please. Oh, did you buy the hotel; you promised a million...sure. Get out! I wish I knew. Please make it quick; fast and furious; please... fast and furious. Please help me get out; I'm getting my wind back, thank God! Please, please; Oh, please. You will have to, please...tell him, "You got no case." You get ahead with the dot and dash system. Didn't I speak that time last night. Whose number is that in your pocketbook, Phil? 13780. Who was it? Oh!...Please, please...Reserve decision, police, police; Henny and Frankie...Oh, Oh, dog Biscuit, and when he is happy he doesn't get snappy...Please, please do this! Henny, Henny, Frankie! You didn't meet him; you didn't even meet me; the glove will fit what I say...Oh, kayiyi, kayiyi! Sure, who cares? When are you through! How do you know this? Well, then...Oh, Cocoa; no... thinks he is a grandpa again and he is jumping around. No, Hoboe and Poboe I think I mean the same thing.
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| January 11, 2007, 04:44 | |
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Woody
HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts
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can't stop
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won't stop
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can't stop
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HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts
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won't stop
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HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts
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can't stop
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HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts
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won't stop
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| January 11, 2007, 04:55 | |
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HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts
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OPEN THE SOAP DUCKETS         
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| January 12, 2007, 04:24 | |
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Woody
HEAD BLACK MAN 722 posts
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One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand - he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.
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| January 13, 2007, 13:43 | |
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PEader
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Where is the fish?
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