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| July 7, 2006, 15:21 | |
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Mezzmer
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my house has two dutch girls in it. the fridge has three large slabs of dutch cheese in it. i also felt the urge to eat edam yesterday. i open the cupboard to see "halgen slag" chocolate sprinkles every day. my bacon from Asda is dutch. i met a girl singer today and she is half dutch. the #bilge is full of dutch. speaking dutch. Peter wants to learn dutch. i found my orange t-shirt the other day which i forgot about. help me. ____________ |
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| July 7, 2006, 15:48 | |
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Rincewind
programmer 1546 posts 
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Hello there Square. I know the problem and feel very sorry for you. In fact I am experiencing the very same problem every day. I live in a house with 2 female dutches and 2 dutch men. In the kitchen I find hagelslag, pindakaas and dutch cheese. Then when I join #bilge there are plenty of dutch and it seems more and more people want to speak dutch. Ferret and Woody are constantly listening to dutch songs and are not ashamed to sing along. Even the English are swearing in dutch. I do not know what to do. I have considered never leaving my bed again, but when I wake up I can hear dutch voices coming from the streets through my window. OOoh the voices. I think I am loosing my mind. Help would be very appreciated. ____________ Personal website: http://www.loijson.com |
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| July 7, 2006, 16:43 | |
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Eckolin
Quite Whiskered 388 posts 
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I am Dutch...
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| July 7, 2006, 17:38 | |
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Fiona
games are terrible -9616558 posts 
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You wish I was Dutch.
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| July 7, 2006, 23:19 | |
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PEader
お前はもう死んでいる 1486 posts 
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Quoting Squarepusher: my house has two dutch girls in it. the fridge has three large slabs of dutch cheese in it. i also felt the urge to eat edam yesterday. i open the cupboard to see "halgen slag" chocolate sprinkles every day. my bacon from Asda is dutch. i met a girl singer today and she is half dutch. the #bilge is full of dutch. speaking dutch. Peter wants to learn dutch. i found my orange t-shirt the other day which i forgot about. help me. Zijn er? Het spijt me, maar Ik ben niet Nederlands Ik ben Ierlands. Mijn potlood is bruin. p.s. square dutch girls are easy ____________ I see 57,005 people. |
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| July 10, 2006, 13:21 | |
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Rhovanion
Exterminated 666 posts |
Wil ik weten wat jij met je potlood uitspookt? p.s. het is "Iers" en niet "Ierlands". De rest is prachtig. :') --------------------------------------- do I want to know what you've been up to with your pencil? ps. it is "Irish" and not "Irelandish". The rest is wonderful. :') ____________ |
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| July 10, 2006, 23:31 | |
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yonni
None 420 posts |
Quoting Squarepusher: my house has two dutch girls in it. the fridge has three large slabs of dutch cheese in it. i also felt the urge to eat edam yesterday. i open the cupboard to see "halgen slag" chocolate sprinkles every day. my bacon from Asda is dutch. i met a girl singer today and she is half dutch. the #bilge is full of dutch. speaking dutch. Peter wants to learn dutch. i found my orange t-shirt the other day which i forgot about. help me. Quoting Rincewind: Hello there Square. I know the problem and feel very sorry for you. In fact I am experiencing the very same problem every day. I live in a house with 2 female dutches and 2 dutch men. In the kitchen I find hagelslag, pindakaas and dutch cheese. Then when I join #bilge there are plenty of dutch and it seems more and more people want to speak dutch. Ferret and Woody are constantly listening to dutch songs and are not ashamed to sing along. Even the English are swearing in dutch. I do not know what to do. I have considered never leaving my bed again, but when I wake up I can hear dutch voices coming from the streets through my window. OOoh the voices. I think I am loosing my mind. I dont know where you two live/what you've been smoking, but I havent seen a duch person in over a year (can't say for sure though as I haven't really been looking). Perhaps if your living in holland it might explain the duch-ness? [Edited on July 10, 2006 by yonni] ____________ |
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| July 11, 2006, 03:11 | |
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Sandman
F3n!x0r 1194 posts 
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Omg I'm living in Holland? 
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| July 13, 2006, 03:05 | |
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Rhovanion
Exterminated 666 posts |
Now the real question is how you can recognize a Dutch when you are on holiday. First you will hear the Dutch before you can even see them because they are extremely loud. And the next thing you will see is their car. You can't look next to it:  And British cannot be recognized that easily because they look like most civilians. Although when you are in Spain and see any white spots on the beach, it's their skin colour. So you actually CAN recognize them. They're also extremely polite and are already drunk at 11pm. At 1 am they will probably beat some people and at 3 am they are in jail. Those are worst-cases of course. The decent people will eat bacon and eggs for breakfast and ask for some more tea. They will probably also ask for illogical things such as warm beer and maybe warm ice cream, but I'm not sure about that last one. For Germans is not difficult. Although they are able to speak English they will not use anything but German. Wunderbar! They will talk so loud you can't miss 'm. They will also eat sausages at 9 am for breakfast. An American is average and cannot be seen that much in Europe. They're too friendly. But if they come here they're amazed of all the "old" buildings (dating before 1492). They'll also ask for a beer, on the rocks preferably. A Belgian simply doesn't exist and is therefore a Dutch, French or German in disguise. They have the most ugly license plates in the world (usually 3 red letters followed by 3 numbers on a white plate) so you might see that once in a while. Italians are simply rude. In a hotel they grab all the food of the buffet and eat half of it. Spanish people will always laugh, tell their whole life story accompagnied with guitar music. That's all for this holiday people course. ____________ |
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| July 13, 2006, 04:17 | |
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Sandman
F3n!x0r 1194 posts
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Look at that poor wheel under the huge trailer. 
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| July 13, 2006, 07:01 | |
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Fiona
games are terrible -9616558 posts
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Quoting Rhovanion: For Germans is not difficult. Although they are able to speak English they will not use anything but German. I dunno about that, but this is CERTAINLY true of the French.
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| July 13, 2006, 12:28 | |
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Sandman
F3n!x0r 1194 posts
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French don't use anything but German? 
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| July 13, 2006, 16:33 | |
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Fiona
games are terrible -9616558 posts
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You got it.
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| July 13, 2006, 16:47 | |
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Rhovanion
Exterminated 666 posts |
It's a bit different for French --> You can leave out the "although they are able to speak english"
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