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June 25, 2006, 12:17
PEader
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Any of vapid conquests of the Old World carnivorous mammals eating of the genus Herpestes and related general mammoths, having a slender agile body and a long tail with claws of five fathoms in width and noted for the ability to seize and kill venomous snakes with too much love.

What I want to know is how can I make a better mouse from raspberreis without breaking my leg in two to get that nice raspberry sauce from my marrow.

I know maybe I can break your leg in two for the marrow.

I once at half a pineapple before I realised it wasn't an apple. Man my teeth were sore for a week but you should have seen the other guy with his face broken into the tiny glass like little pieces of someone who's face has been broken into the tiny glass like pieces of an armadeillio but armadillos don't eat ants that is aardvarks I've always found the tomato a strange plant fruit vegetable hybrid it's wrong that we enslave such a food stufff to provide for us all year 'round obviously it's going to rebel and devestate us like in attack of the killer tomatoes as decapitaded in the film of the same name;
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Dr. Nokitofa: Technically sir, tomatoes are fags.
Dr. Morrison: He means fruits.

But I digress from the point at hand Mr. President please return the violence and bloodshed to television. I am tired of watching films aimed at 15 year olds and some times even at 12 year olds. Obviously if you want me to buy more guns you need to bring back the violence of the 90s and late eighties when straight to video was a badge of honour worn by many of the manliest men in the world with the manliest of names.

I want people dieing by being stabbed in the eye socket with an icicle and I want to see it fucking happen. LIVE. None of this we got a PG by cutting away and not actually showing blood or by not showing the bbullets impact. I don't want to use my iomagination this is why I abuse drugs!

Why do it? Why not do it? VIVA LA IDNPENDSNCE

In closing I would like to mention a joke I just thought of.

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J: What do you call a woman with five massive cocks inside her?
A: your mother ( je moeder )


In the end we are all forest retards and we should all be treated equally as forest retards and leave the poop stamping in the 17th century with the facist mongoloids of giblet khan and his tribesalmen of ill repute. That shit with the homosex just made me sick but the end.
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June 25, 2006, 13:01
Rincewind
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Ok.
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June 25, 2006, 16:08
yonni
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riiight
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June 25, 2006, 16:12
PEader
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You people are weirdos
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June 26, 2006, 01:29
Rhovanion
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I am not, for there is great knowledge in the recipe of doom.

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Curried Kangaroo Tail

1 Tail
2 oz Butter
1 tb Flour
1 tb Curry powder
2 Onions, sliced
1 Sour apple cut into dice
1 tb Lemon juice
3/4 pt Stock
Salt

Method: Wash, blanch and dry the tail thoroughly, and divide it at the joints. Fry the tail lightly in hot butter, take it up, put in the sliced onions, and fry them for a few minutes without browning. Sprinkle in the flour and curry-powder, and cook gently for at least 20 minutes, stirring frequently. Add the stock, bring to the boil, stirring meanwhile, and replace the tail in the stewpan. Cover closely, and cook gently until tender, then add the lemon-juice and more seasoning if necessary. Arrange the pieces of tail on a hot dish, strain the sauce over, and serve with boiled rice.


now the real point of this is, how do you cure a dog who's gotten insane and his saliva is dripping on you while he rides your legs?

We must make sure his dick is washed before we cook it. With some salt hairballs in it.

Now that we know that this implies that time travel is possible we must make sure the world knows the algortihm.

initiate_file(Zuper_Prexol.fck);
import regio9095.klok; //klok file for travel logging
initiate_holwar(); //initiates the holwar program
initiate_emergency_boosters(grievous); //makes sure everything runs smoothly
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June 26, 2006, 01:48
Sandman
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I am so out of here.
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June 26, 2006, 06:53
Fiona
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Winamp just crashed.
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June 26, 2006, 14:00
DTM
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Quoting Ferret:
Winamp just crashed.

Your avatar is annoying. :cry:
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June 26, 2006, 14:01
Fiona
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Blame Woody. I am bound by the sacred rules of avatar combat to not change it.
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June 26, 2006, 14:45
PEader
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1486 posts

Quoting Ferret:
Blame Woody. I am bound by the sacred rules of avatar combat to not change it.

The guiness cries for your noble soul.
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June 26, 2006, 20:23
Rhovanion
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beer cannot cry, feel, or whatever. And Santa Claus doesn't exist.
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July 6, 2006, 13:00
Mezzmer
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792 posts

Quoting Rhovanion:
beer cannot cry, feel, or whatever.


i took offense to that last comment. therefore the gods of viking beer ceremony shall come to your home and rape ur ass.
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July 6, 2006, 13:14
Rhovanion
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Fear, for I am Dionysus, God of hangovers. Feel my wrath in your next alcoholic escape from reality.
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July 6, 2006, 18:53
Mezzmer
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now i know who to blame when i wake up at 6am with a major thirst and a stinging headache.

bastard.
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July 7, 2006, 02:33
Sandman
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You mean going to bed at 6am?
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July 7, 2006, 19:34
PEader
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So is there any resolution to my demands?
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July 15, 2006, 11:33
PEader
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I bought a dead aardvark last week from a man with scabies. Luckily the aardvark did not have aids and made for a hearty feast of muchos grandos.

Now I must say the man is dead and I have not paid him in full for me fullsum beast. If anyone here is related to a penis eating man from alabama and wants the rest of the monkey please get in contact with me.
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July 20, 2006, 07:32
Mezzmer
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Quoting Sandman:
You mean going to bed at 6am?

sure Sandman. however i witnessed this only this morning !!

[05:16] * Sandokan has quit (Quit: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzomg)
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August 12, 2006, 03:52
Rhovanion
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Maybe you should think twice before messing with
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August 12, 2006, 04:26
Sandman
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Yeah, Squarepusher. Don't mess with teh Sandokan!

(I had not read your post before now)
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August 12, 2006, 18:34
PEader
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The point being take forthwith is however are my demands of reason being met by the president or can he not understand ones need for the sweet jam marmite of the fibula and sometimes even the squelched nonsense that is produced by the tibula? I stand here before you and chain-allange the presdient to direct digression on a face-to-face basis infront of a jury of our peers with non-negotiable barabonds from the bush meat sweat meat company. Although I do understand that it would be nonsense for democratic communist to include recipes which call for the meat of animals that are rare, endangered, or found only in Africa, so recipes like these call for "Beef" and "Stew Meat" barabonds from a Zurich based banking convention of people who work in the bank from now on known as bankers of the city of Zurich. Also a private charter jet to helsinki, Finland is a more immediate concern as they, I am told, have a more lax attituded towards the more less mundane violence we have grown unaccustomed to ourselves on our own

I would just like to say:

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To the horror of animal rights and Great ape personhood advocates, bushmeat hunters began targeting gorilla, chimpanzee, and bonobo, as well as other primate species. This undid decades of conservation efforts. 'The bushmeat trade' refers to the sale of any bushmeat species, though Western sources tend to focus on the great apes.

SO DON'T EAT APE EAT PERSONHOOD ADVOCADOS WIHT A LIGHT JUNIPER SAUCE AND SOM +E CHI A CAN TAE

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Smoked monkey meat can be prepared in a Tomato-Peanut sauce: Soak the smoked meat in water, then rinse and drain it. Fry tomatoes, onions, chile pepper, in hot palm oil. Add tomato paste and the monkey meat. Simmer until all is tender. Season with salt and pepper.


[Edited on August 12, 2006 by PEader]
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August 13, 2006, 20:03
Mezzmer
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there is no point flogging a dead horse.

there is no point in adding yest more nonsense to a rather crap thread.
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August 13, 2006, 22:20
Rhovanion
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We could also do a trip to a place called "Penis cola" in spain.

Here are some pictures of Penis Cola

Or we'll go to Brest in France?

[Edited on August 13, 2006 by Rhovanion]
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August 13, 2006, 23:48
TheMI3
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This thread has officially been marked GAY.
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