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April 29, 2006, 12:30
PEader
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I was out on the balchony trying to make it look nice for the spring. When I was about to roll out a carpet I noticed a fly was sitting on it, and I pushed it away, thinking it would fly off, but it didn't. Instead it just fell to the ground and broke it's wing.

I felt terrible, but I couldn't kill it, cause I thought maybe it could lead a full life anyway. But I'm not sure it wants to live anymore, cause now it's started crawling around in our guest ashtray, which to me seems a bit suicidal. I feel like such a bad person, I really do. Maybe it's silly, but I can't think "oh, it was just a fly, get over it".

How geeky is that. And I bet it happened just because I overslept and didn't go to school today either.


I wonder what the average lifespan of a fly is. Not too long I hope.
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April 29, 2006, 14:11
Oyster
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balchony a fly broke could me seems
fuck u
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April 29, 2006, 14:13
DTM
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it's probably hungry
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April 29, 2006, 14:14
DTM
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http://www.biochem.northwester … Food_Recipe.doc
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April 29, 2006, 14:35
PEader
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Quoting Oyster:
balchony a fly broke could me seems
fuck u
omg you sort of decoded it I think. Is nothing sacred nowadays?
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April 29, 2006, 17:21
Deadmaster
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I only pretend to know what is going on here.
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April 29, 2006, 18:19
PEader
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Quoting Deadmaster:
I only pretend to know what is going on here.

I only pretend to know that you pretend to know what is going on.
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April 29, 2006, 22:15
DTM
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April 29, 2006, 22:20
DTM
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April 29, 2006, 22:53
Woody
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April 29, 2006, 23:08
PEader
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It's starting to get ugly in here.
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April 30, 2006, 23:59
Rhovanion
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Hi PEader. I drunk Guiness in an Irish pub and I liked it. Now you love me?
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May 1, 2006, 11:09
PEader
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Quoting Rhovanion:
Hi PEader. I drunk Guiness in an Irish pub and I liked it. Now you love me?

yes.
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May 1, 2006, 13:47
Fiona
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Goddamn I love tihs place.
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May 1, 2006, 18:33
Deadmaster
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Me too. Lets make... oh wait. That didn't work before. :(

Oh well.

SHORT CIRCUIT!
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May 1, 2006, 19:18
Oyster
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lets just fuck
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May 1, 2006, 20:36
PEader
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My wife gets a very intense orgasm when riding my long penis, and she comes fast. Afterwards she's totally satisfied and cant go on anymore.
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May 1, 2006, 21:43
Deadmaster
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Well that was suitably descriptive. And by "suitable" I mean "too damn".
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May 2, 2006, 01:03
Fiona
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May 2, 2006, 02:12
Deadmaster
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DADDY NEW EYES :cry:

[Edited on May 2, 2006 by Deadmaster]
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May 2, 2006, 10:45
Rhovanion
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May 2, 2006, 21:48
Deadmaster
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