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| February 28, 2012, 16:14 | |
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Mezzmer
Square-theorist 792 posts 
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Today is the day we all remark upon the uselessness which is hereby known as writing non-sensically to announce the day of birthage for a rather special booleansoup member. That person is DENNIS! Best belgian beverages for you. MANY HAPPY CODING LINES ____________ |
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| February 28, 2012, 16:20 | |
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top pussy 447 posts 
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Happy degrading!
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| February 28, 2012, 17:01 | |
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Zosma
Senior Procrastinator 99 posts 
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As I opened my curtains this As I gloomily opened Wikipedia and raged about IPv6-timeouts, it seemed that even December 21, 2012 was just a date turning into some new cycle, I concluded that the air that was so peculiar wasn't doomsday related, but in fact my smelly fart. Still not daring to open the curtains, I sniffed a bit more and was reluctant to open the window, because it was barricaded by a huge pile of laundry and a dying plant. No, something else was awesome about this day, but it would take some more time before I figured it out. After taking a shower and making some epic sandwiches, the phrase 'correlation is always causation' shouted in the back of my head, thus concluding the epic day was caused by the epic sandwiches. After 5 minutes I changed that to: the epic sandwiches were caused by the epic day, but gave up as the mind imploded into a different gravitational dimension, of which I'm sure every physicist will cry a medium-sized river because there's no such thing as another gravitational dimension. Giving up on everything, the last resort for the weak, feeble minded sheeple called Facebook was lingering in tab 57 of the memory-hogging Firefox. You might say the insane memory consumption is caused by having so many tabs open, but I'll correct you by saying you might no say that. And that's that. But what, to my sheer astonishment, was drawing my attention above the Adblocked whitespace? It was... hold on... a pink birthday present. Naturally I concluded, that it being a pink present, it must be Dennis' birthday! Lo en behold, as my eye tracked a few more millimeter to the right (or some multiples of 0.0393700787 inches), his name was indeed burning my retinas. What can I say more. The word epic was now redefined, I danced naked on the streets as the cold was making it rather embarrassing, but who cared! Well most people did apparently, but I just shouted: it's Dennis birthday! And after that they seemed to understand. Well Dennis, Live Long and Prosper, be careful with the Belgian fireworks and drink some Devils, I mean Duvels, on my account. Just don't charge me. ____________ Fuck a duck |
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| February 28, 2012, 22:35 | |
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PB
Defender of the faith 630 posts 
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Well what no I can say to after that? I don't even care. What does matter however is something else... If only I remembered... Anyway, ha℗py birthday Dennis! Enjoy!™ [Edited on February 28, 2012 by PB] ____________ |
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| March 10, 2012, 18:56 | |
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Rincewind
programmer 1545 posts 
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Happy birthday Dennis.
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