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| December 30, 2011, 12:46 | |
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Dennis
どこかにいる 2092 posts 
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"NO!" said Gibbs to Ensy Eye S, but it was too late. Ensy Eye S took out her massive blade of eternity. Gibbs would have need to have got to be have gotten be gotten have be was have would have been destroyed back then, but it didn't happen. Why did the Accelerator God deceive him? How could Ensy Eye S be so cruel? Even the Sea Ezi cannot be navigated at this time. Horatio forgot his sunglasses and Gibbs could never possibly defeat the gods without him. Not even master Jane could help him for he was mental. He kept threatening people, as he searched for Green John, a heavenly priest. But the gods were all to have been into being to be destroyed. Without gods the world would be a better place, everyone knows that. Only a Flintson or a Simstone would call it blasphemy. Gibbs knew better. In the dusk evening the smell of the moon fell on the shoulders of the brave lad .... The forest had all the leaves in a blue color. Gibbs: "Damn it's 98:67 already!" What is going on? This is planet Tomplestone. The planet has SI-days units. This is the (FUCKING!!!) conversion map: C code: /* Tomplestone Earth ----------- ----- 1 year (100 days) 723 days 1 day (100 hours) ~7 days 1 hour (100 minutes) ~1 and a half hour */ That explains everything of course! ... back to the story... Gibbs: "I must not be late, by science!" Gibbs entered a church of Ensy Eye S and prayed to the science and fact tables. Then he smeared some of his shit on a picture of the accelerator god. It was very common on Tomplestone. They despised the gods. ____________ Kwakkel |
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| December 30, 2011, 18:33 | |
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PB
Defender of the faith 630 posts 
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For accuracy, here is the more precise conversion map: C code: /* Tomplestone Earth ----------- ----- 1 year (100 days) 723 days 1 day (100 hours) 7 days 5 hours 31 minutes and 12 seconds 1 hour (100 minutes) 1 hour 44 minutes 6 seconds and 720 milliseconds (that are a lot of milliseconds!) */ [Edited on December 30, 2011 by PB] ____________ |
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