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| February 21, 2011, 14:31 | |
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Dennis
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Ok, first you start ze winking and ze pinking. Look Intriguing, then go to a girl behind her or her friend and start a conversation. Whatever you do, ingore the SHIT out of the first one called "A". only look. Don't talk to her but make sure she hears you. Then go away and look at "A" again and smile. Get the fuck out, and come back after 10 minutes. Go tot he counter and order a drink but don't you dare to say a word. Ignore the shit out of that woman. Come back regularely and see if she's back. Now you will lose your virginity soon. Don't be alarmed, after losing it, you will get wanted by other chixor cuz they like it how you lose your load in those wushi-wushies (I edited a pervert word  ), well not literally but that's what the instinct tells them.Then fulfill their sick fantasies until you get so laid you want your deku nuts and kokiri sword (I edited a pervert word again! ) to rest.Final step: put your family jewels in her mouth and ask if the hair bothers, you'll hear "MBMBMLMBLMBLMBLBLMM" but ignore the shit out of that. Then just before finishing say you like her mother. Girls always want you to like their mom. If you're gay do exactly te same but with a man. if you think "JESUS CHRIST FUCK" when reading this, I can assure you, it's his father's invention so put your complaint THERE. SHIT. [Edited on February 22, 2011 by Dennis] ____________ Kwakkel |
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| February 22, 2011, 00:53 | |
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PB
Defender of the faith 630 posts 
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Awww... Isn't love a wonderfull thing?
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| February 22, 2011, 10:32 | |
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Dennis
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I re-edited some pervert words again.
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| February 23, 2011, 23:48 | |
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PB
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Who cares exactly? Anyway I was already aware of this psychology. Untill I was around 22 or so, I honoustly beleived that it was a serious sin to think about this kind of stuff. So I was totally into the ignoring thing, obviously leading to some girls trying harder to get my attention... ____________ |
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| February 24, 2011, 15:57 | |
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Dennis
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I don't count this as sin. It's merely a description of instinct. It's the way of life, nature. I was pointing to the father's invention, which is for some of us God. Now, God is something abstract to me. I don't think you should talk to it with Him but It. By referring to It as "Him" you go from the principle that he's male and has a penis, which I find insulting. God is the answer on "why do all organic cells want to reproduce". I don't believe in dogmatic stories, and I don't believe in a reward or punishment after life. There is no judging. My view kinda strokes with satanists, but satanists say "since there is no judge, you can do whatever you want in your life, satan allows all" my point of view is that there is no satan either. You CAN do everything you want. But if you do crimes against humanity Karma will get you sooner or later. It's the balance of what we call "good" or "evil". statistically, good and evil are mixed as an average so if you do lots of evil, you lot's of evil happen to you. If you do lots of good, lots of good happens to you. Karma will not get me for that post, since I posted that pure out of frustration for something else. That frustration was evil being done to myself. With this post I brought balance to good and evil. [Edited on February 24, 2011 by Dennis] ____________ Kwakkel |
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| February 25, 2011, 00:57 | |
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PB
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Well I don't think anyone should lay contraints on what they or other people think about, because in my opinion, that's inhumane. I have doubted my faith, I did seek the discussions about the verry existance of the God that I was much repeatively teached to beleive in. In the end I guess no one can really know what's truth. I have tried to let go of faith, but the thing is, the people who do not beleive, then tell me the stories about their experiences with the spiritual world. Ironic as it is, the non-beleivers keep me beleiving, while the Church almost made me loose my faith... And the truth is, that I do still "feel" stuff, for instance somtimes when I pray, meet people or sing along with Christian songs. I have concidered it to be possible flawed input due to my upbringing, but still the thing is, it seems real and where I'm at now, it seems to be a blessing. ____________ |
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| February 25, 2011, 11:14 | |
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Dennis
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The Church itself has disappointed me with all the pedophilia in it. I think true faith is in your heart and not in churches.
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| February 26, 2011, 22:59 | |
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PB
Defender of the faith 630 posts
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From my point of view, I think there is about as much pedophilia outside of the church as there is inside. It's that people don't expect it in the church that makes it get the attention... But obviously jobs which involve children, like teachers, draw the attention of the dubious... [Edited on February 26, 2011 by PB] ____________ |
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| March 1, 2011, 16:24 | |
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Dennis
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There is as much crime outside of the church as there is inside. I only trust my own beliefs and judgement than one dogmatic view.
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