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| March 8, 2010, 11:02 | |
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Dennis
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I wrote this story... out of boredome? Or I dunno. Just wanted to see the truth with my own eyes, before vaporization starts...  Here goes nothing! It was then that Jimmy Horbakontrivantare realized his name was not as unpronounceable as Ben's family name Krvazdräkenbrökondt. He was smiling politely at a statue. The statue didn't move, but it shed some tears on a stick. Ten point 66 seconds later on planet Berry Hodt. "Brrr! It's cold", said Dragonboy. "Eat some berries", said Phil. "It's why this place is called Berry Hodt anyway" "I wish I was on the planet Kolt, where it is very hot!", begged Dragonboy, the wizard of doom. "Hahaha!", said Phil amused. "You're used to nothing, are you?". "The berries don't make me warmer either!", complained Dragonboy, "with your stupid rhetorical questions! 'Are nou?' 'Are you?' of course I am used to it! It's just that I am a wuss"... the wind was cutting their breath. they made an iglo and became warmer, especially with the berries, they burn better and longer than swine shit. Meanwhile, Back on Earth: Jimmy was still looking at the statue, smiling, now with his mouth slightly opened with awe! Fifteen seconds earlier on planet Floo: * cough cough cough*, coughed the Cow. "The cow has the flu, Daryl", said Fred the farmer. "This planet is infected!!" yelled Daryl very loudly while Fred put his hands against his ears and closed is eyes (like this: >_<) and the very next moment Daryl ran away waving his arms around crazily to ultimately run into a pool 10 yards further. He was unconscious. "I must call the ambulance", said Fred. "Moo!", said the cow. Meanwhile, on planet Berry Hodt: "These berries suck", said Dragonboy. "You're used to nothing, are you?", said Phil. "You are repeating yourself. You are very boring", said dragonboy "Indeed I am boring!" said Phil with a Flemish accent while he was drilling a hole in the wall. Meanwhile back on Earth: The night had fallen by now, the moon looked tired and everyone was asleep. One person was still up. It was Jimmy, the unpronounceable hero. He was looking at the statue, smiling with his mouth wide open now. A dog walked by, sniffed his pants and ran away crying. looking for a better bone to chew on. ~To be continued~ Forgive my grammatical errors, this ain't my mother's tongue. Regards, Brash but brave brass (trom)Bone boy. PS: industrial music is teh awseom, especially the gas masks they are wearing??? so the SAS are actually industrial music fans. Lulz!!! PS2: Share your own stories here too! 
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| August 3, 2011, 16:16 | |
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Zomg
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Three ducks were sitting in a large hall. Their names were: Tmikbaa, Hoevoel and MelkBrol. As they were sitting there, a bum came sliding at moderate speed, freaked out and vomiting towards them. However, he was stopped by a piece of icy wall in the middle of his road. Tmikbaa said: Well, Hoevoel, how do you feel today? "Fuck you, " said Hoevoel, "You keep asking the same shit all day long and I'm trying to take a shit". Tmikbaa shrugged and continued to roast his lamb steak on the small bonfire. Two little duckies were watching and they threw a snowball on his face. "Asshole!", they yelled. MelkBrol frowned at them, shook some snow off his shoulder and said: "Alright you guys, I'm going to get some crap milk." "Fine", said the other two. MelkBrol slipped over the ice and fell flat on his face, getting up again soon after. He didn't care, nor did he care his fly was open. Suddenly, the sunlight came in.. To be continued.. ____________ |
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| August 3, 2011, 16:41 | |
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Dennis
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Awesome story!! I might publish it using microsoft publisher.
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