Talk about pot calling the kettle black.

and you are not retarded are you? You don't make silly topics like "how to learn dutch swear words". the pot is calling the kettle black indeed.

Such a useful comment.

It means accusing someone of something that you are also guilty of. i.e. Rince saying someone was retarded when he actually is too.

ok. it seems I misunderstood something. I thought Rincewind meant with "look a guest is watching" that he meant "only 1 person is interested in the fact people want DM back".

my excuses. it seems I am the pot.

I don't want to know what you typed into google to find that picture. O_O

I dunno, there's nothing inherently homosexual about firing laser beams from your NIPPLES. I'm sure a lot of happily straight guys would love that super power.

Imagine, your get cornered by some thugs, "Gimmie your wallet!" They demand, in a fit of rage you rip off your t-shirt imitating the coolest super heroes, exposing your pert nipples. The thugs hardly know what to do with themselves, confused they take a step back as you tense up your chest and give a cheeky grin.
Too late. They are blasted backwards by a barrage from your nipple lasers. Now hold your head up high as you have the greatest super power imaginable.